you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
(via bootycaller)
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
why are they running for president when they could just use a car
(via whatafuckinfamilypicture)
Omfg that last post reminded me of my ignorant childhood.
I thought “Running for President” literally meant that the two candidates PHYSICALLY run for the title.
Like track suits and all like the Olympics. But then I saw the guys running and they were old and I thought to myself “How are they going to run? Do they have someone represent them?”
(via k1mkardashian)
i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
(via clairesawyer)
